Happy Cheese Weasel Day!
To hear the song sung by Kathryn Tewson, start the player.

Download the song in mp3 format here.

The Cheese Weasel Legend

Cheese Weasel Day has been celebrated on April 3rd for a good long time. I first heard of it myself in 1994 or 1995. I think. This is a special day full of cheesey goodness, celebrated for and by "all the good little boys and girls" in the high-tech industry.

Deep in the dark, deep, dank mists of time, the Cheese Weasel emerged, but he didn't really do much until the early 90s, since the other celebratory animals called dibs on the the splashier holidays. Eventually, the Weasel realized that this was all to the good, as he felt his calling. Now, he travels the world, leaving a bit of cheese under keyboards on the 3rd day of the 4th month. Kraft Singles are the Cheese Weasel's cheese of choice, but he has been known to branch out into cheddar, and sometimes a nice Gruyere.

Spread the cheese!

Your email:
Their email:
Tell them:
Happy Cheese Weasel Day! Someone has decided that you've been a good little tech geek!

Come to http://www.sleepingcat.com/cheese/ to get your nugget of cheese goodness!
 

this is entirely stephanie clarkson's fault. except for the singing, which can obviously be blamed on kathryn.
and of course, the existance of the cheese weasel, which you should really blame on the cheese weasel's parents,
or on the mythological forces that demanded his existance. or on the cheese.